I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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