Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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