And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
