Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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