I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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