You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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