Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Randomize
