I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
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