my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
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