I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
just found out that she named her cat after me.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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