It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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