sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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