I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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