Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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