I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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