What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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