im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
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