Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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