You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
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