i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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