My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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