No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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