is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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