Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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