check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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