So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
