honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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