If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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