i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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