U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
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