I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
the day after is always just damage control
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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