what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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