I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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