so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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