Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
