He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Randomize
