can u get pink eye on your cock?
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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