A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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