Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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