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she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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