Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
did i just pee glitter
i believe in u and ur pee
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