Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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