i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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