It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
there is puke in my bra ... again
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