do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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