So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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