I got chris browned last night
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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