But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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