with your own penis?
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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