My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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