you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
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