Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Ladies don't puke and tell
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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