Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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