I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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