i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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