i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
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