I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Randomize
